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the poon is the outside of sisters vagina and the tang is the taste of her inside.
they should make a movie called "joe kuersteiners national lampoon-tangs vacation.
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A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
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Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang
"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives
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To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.
Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.
Literally, someone who sniffs cycle seats; usually female's ones.
1. Someone who'll do anything for sexual kicks.
2. A sad individual who has no chance of 'the real thing'.
He's such a poon hound.
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When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
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The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
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