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Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011

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soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: β€œi’m so content rn, soft post”
E: β€œyou’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: β€œi wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

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Trump Posting

the large and unavoidable influx of Trump-related shitposting. It began as those in favor of him, but now it's devolved into slapdashing half-assed definitions together and dumping them into Urban Dictionary and other sites in a vain attempt to cash in on the Trump Hate Train; An absence of creativity

Well, I wanted to discover funny words and phrases on Urban Dictionary, but all I found was mentions of tiny hands and orange men. It appears that the Trump Posting is in full swing.

by Not Original January 25, 2017

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Post Art

A 21st century renaissance art movement promoted by Mexican American Photographer Fredi. Post Art is an exclusive humanist archive and collection of creators during the Information Age and invention of 5G. It challenges capitalist creative careers promoting hegemonic advertising in unsustainable supply and demand chains. It is an open source model that funds creators through private publications.

Why Buy the Cow, if the Milk is Free? Because, paying attention to Post Art is free. Don't drink it.

"Fredi's immigrant story is so Post Art."

by fredimeetfredi December 2, 2019

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Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 16, 2011

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phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

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Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server

"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"

by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021

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