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Pre-poop Chills

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.

I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.

by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018


pre-baby puppy

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.

Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.

by tylr83 March 28, 2011


Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.

Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016


Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.

Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.

by awesomeforce December 26, 2008


Reverse Pre-Game

The act of going out on the town (barhopping, paying cover-charge after cover charge, buying expensive drink after expensive drink) and then heading to a house party where you feel terrible about how much money you could have saved.

Wow...you guys totally made me reverse pre-game by telling me about this house party AFTER the fifth bar. Not only am I too sloshed to want to drink any more, I am pretty sure I am broke.

by Turbulent Boyle November 8, 2010


Pre-Vacation Depression

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)

Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression

by JustDon'tPlease July 20, 2018


curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

by arielsingh June 4, 2017