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long gulps off a handle of some hard alcoholic beverage
ted: man he chugged that jack with some sweet handle pulls
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Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.
The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.
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Refering to basketball. Calling a time out when you dont have any remaining. To pull a "webber"
North Carolina won the national title with a 77-71 victory in the final game over Michigan. The most memorable play in the championship game came in the last seconds as Chris Webber tried to call a timeout when double-teamed by North Carolina. Michigan had already used all of its timeouts, so Webber's gaffe resulted in a technical foul.
Jimmy: What a great game. 15 seconds to go and we are down only one point.
Timmy: Get the ball inbound Wally!
Jimmy: WHAT! Wally called a timeout with none left.
Timmy: I cant believe he pulled a webber.
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Making a terrible and unfunny joke.
Johnny: Did you hear Ricky's joke?
Dave: Oh yeah, he was Pulling a Fed when he made that one.
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Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.
Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
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Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.
First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"
Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."
Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"
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When your first act of attention whoring didn't work, so you have to pull a much bigger act for attention.
Damn, Janice is pulling a Jussie. No one commented on her selfie with her new hair cut so she posted a photo of her half naked!
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