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When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"
Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
He enjoys a Royal BM everyday after work.
In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off