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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!

Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.

by Sexydimma January 17, 2022


Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021


Black Santa Claus

santa but woke

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024


Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021


Santa

Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT

Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.

by ava plus December 12, 2020


Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes

Santa!! Is that you?

by asjbh October 8, 2019


Santa

He is not real!

Your parents are Santa!

by Mirna da cool December 19, 2019