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A horny guy that is obsessed with sexy girls and pets his caterpillar while evily laughing.
Abby: Dude look at that sexy fox!! *points at guy in bar*
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The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."
This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.
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To be so sexy, the song "Sexy bitch" must be modified to be sexy cunt.
Damn you's a sexy cunt! Damn gurl!
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A ladies pussy that is well landscaped and ready to play with her boyfriends cock.
I was so excited to come home and play with my girlfriends sexy kitten!
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Hands that fuck whatever they touch. Beyond clumsy.
Person with sexy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. Will crash a computer by pressing one button on the keyboard. The person is useless at ball sports (couldn't catch a flu during a pandemic). For a guy with sexy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head butt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)
Sean and Brittany are preparing for a party at their new apartment. Todd is helping.
Sean: did you ask Todd to carry the box out of the car?
Brittany: sure, why?
Sean: that box contains all of our wine! Todd has sexy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the fuck are we going to drink now?? look outside, I bet you he hasn't even got up the drive way in one piece. I bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
Brittany: I thought you told me that he had sexy feet?
Sean: he does!
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Someone who is both sexy and puts a smile on your face. Commonly used to describe that special someone close to your heart.
My Sexy Smiley always makes me happy
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A gay fuckboy that appears on Dr Phil because he has issues
Sexy vegans dick cannot be seen with the naked eye
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