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A friend who is named after their old oc just with shart
if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
You: "Hey frost shart! nice name is it because you ate a turd once"
frost shart: +starts weeping+
A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"
Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!
When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.
Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
I think i just Fart Shart my self
Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!