shopping craze

Usually happen around Christmas - when EVERYBODY goes crazy about buying presents.

I hate Christams and shopping craze in malls...

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Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.

i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!

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wreck shop crew

a crew who wrecks some fuckin shop!!

me and the 'ol wreck shop crew fucked up the place

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candy shop girl

a candy shop is a whore house so a candy shop girl is a girl that works at a whore house.

damn that candy shop girl is fine, i wonder how much it'll cost.

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bull in a china shop

a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things

Imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.

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ice cream shop

a certain female with all the grooves and moves of a lady. tall and sleen. loves to avoid questions that involve her personal life and is great at changing the topic.

hey whats up "ice cream shop"?

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set up shop

A term used when somebody camps or stays unwanted in a location for a prolonged period of time.

Look at that pakistani in the street! He's about to set up shop!

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