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Sweaty Steve is tha act of taking a shit, usually in the heat of the summer, and when said shitter stands they are presented with sweaty butt cheeks and possibly thighs.
I had the runs one day and I went to clean up the terrible mess in between my cheeks only to find that my legs were saturated with sweat and ass juice, an undeniable sweaty steve.
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A Canadian singer/songwriter. One of the best guitarists I've ever heard and actually has talent. Very good to listen to if you want to go to sleep.
Steve Reynolds may not be good-looking, but his caressing voice makes up for that.
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Usually a girl that asks guys to feel her “Vajewcus”. She will usually be semi-attractive, mean, and tall.
“Man their goes Steve Conley”
“That Steve Conley wants to bang Darryl”
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The art of legend killing. When somebody puts down a legend, it is said that the person has pulled a Steve Caul (the original legend-killer)
Person A (legend): Oh ya I love to make buns.
Person B: Oh ya just like I love your momma's buns.
Person C: Wow, person C just totally Steve Caul-ed it all up in your grill and shit.
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A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
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-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
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This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.
Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!
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