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This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!
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Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."
A sex act some consider sordid, a Bangalore Strawberry is the process of sticking one's nose in another person's rectum. At which point the recipient farts.
The name comes from a combination of Bangalore, a place known to be dirty, smelly, warm and unhygenic (the rectum), and a strawberry, a fruit which is very red (i.e. the nose becomes red from the friction of being in such a tight space).
Man...it smells like a Bangalore Strawberry in here!
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"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
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The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.
Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?
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The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)
I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.
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A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?