the only camp that runs and operates in a methodist church parking lot. the sports specialist activities include: dodgeball, dodgeball, and more dodgeball, due to the lack of cooperation from fellow staff members. story time involves the reading of one book throughout the entire camp season followed by "dead worms." nature was comprised of a pseudo-art class for the children who enjoy dirt (no one could distinguish the difference between art and nature-only that nature had drawings of bugs). art, on the other hand, consisted of numerous activities of which counselors slept through and felt no need to asist with. art was usually meshed with music, during the dance parties. music was comprised of the ever-popular "dell-pod" and the random, eclectic musical tastes of the music specialist. drama was very dramatic.
the ever popular water sports always ended in tragedy, along with many of the camp trips (ie. jeepers!). counselors never attend to camper needs, but instead say "go with a buddy."
the motto of camp summer fun: "camp is for the counselors, not the campers."
the directors: oh dear..
Just because it's CALLED camp summer fun, doesn't mean you're supposed to have fun.
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Hot girl summer is when a bunch of NY Treeshes cheat on men and post about it adding points where most of them pussy burning and kills over 7+
βItβs a hot girl summer cause 90% of you bitches burning
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An amazing band that ARE NOT a boy band although they consist of only four boys/men. The band is made up of Luke Hemmings who plays the guitar and is the lead vocalist, Calum Hood who plays bass and sings, Michael Clifford who plays guitar and sings and Ashton Irwin the drummer and singer. The boys are often shipped together, e.g Malum, and Muke. Many fanfictions of 5 Seconds of Summer can be found on Wattpad and online. 5 Seconds of Summer is called 5SOS for short, and god forbid if you say five es oh es, that is shameful and you will immediately be labelled as a fake fan. Calum Hood is oftenley mistook for being Asian but I can assure you he is not, and making that fatal mistake of saying he is or spelling his name with two l's is social suicide.
"Omg 5 Seconds of Summer is my fav band and I love Calum Hood the Asian one so much!1!1!1!"
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Dad bod summer is the realization that it don't matter what you look like. Beer belly, no problem! You are good enough to get those Hot Girl Summer girls, Dad Bod is IN!! Now let's get out there and SLAY!
Bro, you see Trinity posting another Hot Girl Summer pic?
Yeah man, she's bad! I wish I could get a girl like that!
You can bro! Dad bod is IN!! They want it, we have it, if you want her go get her!!! Dad Bod Summer has begun!!!!
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a brief love affair between an older man and a young woman.
the old fart macked on that fresh meat for 3 months, it was a winter summer romance
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The best summer ever is a combonation of events during the summer that combine to creat the most awsome summer vaction that anyone has ever had. It must start out with a party trip to a warm place such as San Diego, there must also be a party camping trip to a lake during a major holiday. There has to be a trip to a foriegn country involved, a week in cabo would count as such a trip. no summer is complete without at least one weekend in vegas as well. this trip must include bottle service at major club as well as a cabana at rehab. After vegas usualy come a cruise of some sort, the length and destination of the cruise do not matter. Towards the end of the summer you must also visit a city that you have never been to, i.e. New York, and after that, to top the whole thing off go and study abroad in Europe for 5 months. of course sprinkled in through out has to be trip the the beach, the lake, county concerts, parties and bbq's. If followed then you are gaurenteed to have the Best Summer Ever.
I made a will before The Best Summer Ever started becuase im not sure that i'll make it through alive
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1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face
2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face
3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face
4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
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