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The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
I gave that little bitch a dutch treat
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When a pervert or deviant abuses a large-mouthed fish for sexual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. An act of grievous fish-abuse.
Did you see that freak out the back of the supermarket? He had his pants around his ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!
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Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.
My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.
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1. When a girl is riding a boy's face like a broom a and the guy is eeating her out. Then hee bites her clit and she says "OW!" And he pops out and yells "BOO!"
Man, last nite was halloween and i gave my girl an October surprise.She loves kinky stuff
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A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
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Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket
Last time I went to Nantucket, I was surprised to see not that many drunken Kennedies.
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1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
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