The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.
I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!