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tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 11, 2022


/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018


TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.

Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!

by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020


Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.

Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.

by NoThoticus March 27, 2019


Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."

"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."

by This machine kills fascists December 23, 2022


Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.

Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.

by Whale? March 5, 2015


tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017