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When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?
She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.
Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything
Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life
You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses
Patrick wins everytime at musical tears
Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.
Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.
Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter
That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.