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Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.
A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"
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The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
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Book Model
Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.
Book Model
She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.
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leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.
Im so metal i scared a deceptagon
I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.
JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY
"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.
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The Book of Truth shows me how to properly live my life.
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The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.
Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"
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to upload information (photo, link, ect) on facebook
oh, that's a great pic ! Imma put it on the book ina sec
translation : this picture will be on my facebook page soon
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