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Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out
Hello wyatt :)
The scientific term for serotonin, something you have never felt.
"That man has never felt an ounce of 5-hydroxytryptamine in his life"
"Huh?"
You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!
SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.
You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."
It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.
You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
A group of 5 men, brothers, boys, 4 boys and 1 girl who is really matured, 5 girls who call themselves as bros or 5 dads.
Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of
“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis
Date a person who's name starts with P
Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly
The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade
John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?