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A synonym for a retard, stupid, and dumbass. because they are known for being meathead hockeyplayers so they have poop for brains so when this occurs they graduate and become a Canadian Scholar.
Shut up you damn Canadian Scholar.
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Slang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue.
Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now?
Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?
Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.
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A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.
(random person)
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"
(canadians)
"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"
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Derived from a sport called rugby-football, superior to american football. Real men only need 3 downs! The field is 110 yards long and not as wide. The defense must remain 1 yars behind scrimmage until the ball is in play. The biggest similarity to rugby being the drop kick which involves at any time dropping the ball to the ground and after it bounces kicking it through the uprights. There is a 3 minute warning at the end of each half.
"Do you want to watch the Dalphins and Giants play"
"No I want Canadian football, I'm going to watch the roughriders play the roughriders."
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a term coined by canadian "mount"ies for when you use maple syrup as lubrication to insert the whole of the stanley cup in your rectum while wearing moose antlers and screaming wayne gretzky's is my daddy!
all we did in class today was learn about canadian history
i was so excited aboot that hockey game i decided to do a little canadian history last night
wayne gretzky is the only important part of canada's history so im going to go do some canadian history
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almost as bad as coors light.
Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.
Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.
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A structure made of rubberized canvas and metal poles. This small structure comes in a variety of sizes ranging from just big enough for a snowmobile to large enough for a semi-truck. The structure has a round roof like a tent and the door zippers together. Typically found in the northern part of North America. Named after the location where most garages are produced: Canada. The more Redneck a person is the more garages they buy. Item can be bought at Sam’s Club, BJ's, Price is ~$350
Look at that trailer park filled with Canadian Garages.
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