Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".
Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?
Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"
Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"
Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"
Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
She's got a stink pussy , she's got an Onion Budgeee.
That girl over there has a Onion Budgee.
A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:
No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️
food, or other material, that has an extremely strong odor or flavor of onions.
I can smell that from here! That spinach flatbread is onioneous!
Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying
YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.