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Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy
Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.
Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes
Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit
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When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket?
Santa Cruzin'
Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket?
Santa Cruzin'
To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
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