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Taylor Lautner has an awesome 8pack and dazzling smile
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Best female country singer on the planet.
Newcomer Taylor Swift surely had alot to prove but she bit the bullet. Her songs are playing on my local country station all the time and I don't blame the DJ's.
Best song is Stay Beautiful. :
Taylor Swift is awesome.
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The sexiest, sexual, legally mental redardation, hottest man ever.
Taylor (Taytay)'s insults turn me on.
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The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.
Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.
Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?
Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
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When wanting to describe a work station or a good friend!
Yo, taylor mate, coming for a drive in ma tra'or?
Look at my taylor mate, it cuts wood like i a bird breaks its kneck.
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The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
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The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.
"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"
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