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An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
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A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder
Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"
Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
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Pseudonym for raccoon. Because raccoons are like miniature bears, and they are usually found going through trash.
1) Trash bears were in my back yard last night fighting with cats. 2) If you wear too much eye makeup, you'll look like a trash bear
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Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"
tittie twister
Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?
Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom
Sam: Looks crutial !
Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
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1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"
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-The new "scene".
Bear kids are usually very calm and relaxed.
THEY NEVER SPEAK OF THE WORD "SCENE".
They derive from a small town in Morris County, New Jersey and love to eat. They're very beautiful, genuine people and they're almost ALWAYS having the best time.
Bear kids can be spotted all over-you just have to have the right eye for them.
Bear kids:
have natural beauty
are always with friends
love to laugh
love life
always do "the pose"
refer to themselves as bear... a lot
have a unique/different style
don't put out
are camera whores
can be spiritual and mystical-but not in a weird way
Lets not leave out the bear poses:
One way to tell a bear kid from any other are thier very distinct poses. Sometimes you will see a bear kid walking around doing the "dinosaur arm". The dinosaur arm only requires one arm and is very simple to do.
The elbow should be pointing downward and the rest of the arm facing up-so its like a "V" an the hand should just be resting.
They do the dinosaur arm because if a camera comes flying by and takes a picture of them, they want to be ready to do thier pose.
Thier camera pose:
Very easy.
The rested hand goes straight up-palms facing forward right next to thier face with thier fingers extended.
-Most of the time they look at thier hand too.
1. "OH EM GE! did you see those bear kids?"
2. "*GASP*!!! holy crap a whole flock of bear kids just walked by!!!"
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The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"
"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
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