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Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver
Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.
In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.