CaT FooD

an inconspicuous way of saying Calm The Fuck Down, derived from the acronym CTFD. It is shorter than saying CTFD and easier to get away with than actually saying Calm the Fuck Down.

Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store

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scardy cat

1. Someone who is easily frightened.

Christine is a scardy cat.

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Nyan Cat

An amazing cat that sings "Nyan" up to 100 times a minute. The cat is believed to have a pop-tart for a body, but at rare times it is replaced by buttered toast. The cat, for some strange reason, farts rainbows and fly's in space.

It is believed that the cat is Japanese, because the word "Nyan" can also be the sound a Japanese cat makes.

Nyan Cat: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyanananan Nyannyannyannyananyannyan Nyananyan nyan nyan nyan!

An Average American Cat: Meow.....meow....meow.....rrrrrrow...

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cat scan

1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.

Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography

I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.

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Cat Style

Cat style (similar to doggy style) is a sex position in which the female lays on her stomach while arching her ass in the air. The position resembles a cat ready to pounce.

"Dude, me and my girl did cat style last night. I guess you could say I pound the pussy."

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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.

THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!

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killing cats

Means to beat your meat or jerk off. They call it killing cats because when you jerk off you kill a cat according to certain myths.

Yo. Why you always killing cats man!

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