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When you eat the Chandan doggy.
Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.
The act of 'motorboating' a man's hairy chest. Gaining his scent. Immersing yourself in his must.
Girl 1: he's so hairy, it's sexy af
Girl 2: did you eat the bear?
Girl 1: OMG I wanted to!
The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.
"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"
"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"
to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.
The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.
To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.
Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.
Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!