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Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.
Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?
Me: I'm about to go HAM AF
(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
When your toes hang over your slides
Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!
A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”
Z- “This ham is funny…”
J- “You’re funny ham?”
D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)
When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.
Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.
Younger men having sex with older women for money.
I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.