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Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
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"30 to 50 feral hogs" describes a type of rhetoric where an overtly minimal point is used to counter an extremely strong and ethical position. The origin is found with an instance on the social media site Twitter where an argument was made to limit access to high-powered assault weapons so to reduce the possibilities of mass shootings in the U.S., and therefore save human lives. A counter-argument was presented with a scenario where an individual's rural property was invaded with "30 to 50 feral hogs" while his children were outside playing in the yard. The weak opposing position was that the individual required access to an assault weapon in order to effectively dispatch the feral hog threat and protect his children. Given the many other ways to alleviate a situation where a herd of animals are encroaching on a developed property (fence, sticks, lower-powered weapons), the general consensus is that the argument is laughably feeble.
"Sure, assault weapons kill lots of innocent people, but how do I kill the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?"
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Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!
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When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".
Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.
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Somewhat large penis. Not huge but larger than average.
“Dave used to brag that the ladies all love his low key big hog.”
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One who takes all of the appetizer plates that a waitress will put on a table without thinking of the other people at the table. Usually, the plate hog will just eat off of the top plate, leaving the rest of the stack intact.
Sunny: "Dude, DUDE"
Derek: "What?"
Sunny: "How 'bout spreading the plates for the rest of us"
Derek: "Oh, my bad"
Sunny: "Yo, you'se a plate hog"
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Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning
I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament
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