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A joke that goes over someone's head.
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."
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Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
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A joke which is actually a lie. But is called a jammy joke Because it is less harsh than a lie. It contains jammy because it is so packed full of jammy lie goodness
Person one: i like mudkipz
Person two:Really
Person one: JAMMY JOKES i heart Charizard
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just kidding or just playing around
Riyah is just all jokes, she is so funny
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The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
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The BEST kind of joke ever in existence
Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?
Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW
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jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.
Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
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