mother edging

Calling your Mother into the room while masturbating and trying to finish before she arrives.

Calling your Mother into the room while masturbating and trying to finish before she arrives.
AKA Mother Edging

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Black Motheritis

Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African American president Barack Hussein Obama.

Yollanda's black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an Obama phone.

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Mother's Ambrosia

Defining adjective for milk

Nicki: I can't believe you drank an entire gallon of milk Kathleen
Kathleen: Mmmm... Milk is mother's ambrosia!!! I LAHHVE IT!!!

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Mother lode

Clusters of peanuts, dark chocolate and seeds baked in a stream of golden honey and coconut oil; Vein of gold. Origin of something valuable or in great abundance.

"Oh my gosh! I just hit the mother lode!"

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Mother’s Milk

Something meaningful that is given to someone that then goes unappreciated or is taken for granted or something you give to someone while receiving nothing in return

Look I’m tired of giving you mother’s milk. Unless you want a failing grade on this book report I suggest you do it yourself. I’m done helping you.

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mother fucker

one who fucks there own mother

“hey mom wanna let me be a mother fucker and fuck?”

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Mothers Titties

same thing as 'Yo Face'.. only Worse.

'Yo Mothers Titties', 'Yo Mommas Titties'

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