A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.
They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.
When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats
Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.
Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.
When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.
" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"
When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay