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A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them
Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker
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(1) The Eurasian Red Squirrel - a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in Eurasia. Due to the introduction of the Eastern Grey Squirrel from North America, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the British Isles, however, contrary to Anglo-centric assumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of Eurasia and its conservation status is "Least Concern", meaning that it is not remotely threatened.
(2) The American Red Squirrel - a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of North America. These little assholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. Like their Eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of "Least Concern".
(3) A natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.
Person 1: The red squirrel is almost extinct!
Person 2: So why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from Portugal to Japan?
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One fine, high quality vagina
I gotta get me some tender squirrel
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Sciurus carolinensis, known in North America as the eastern grey (they write "gray") squirrel.
It was introduced into Britain in the last quarter of C19th.
Alas, it has generally replaced the native red squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris).
we have a job for you, grey squirrel : you are to travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting squirrels (excited people) and kill the reds
We know they is habouring mass acorns and they pose a threat,
we read it in Mad magazine
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Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”
Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!
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A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context
"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"
Dirt Squirrel
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Some free-styling skateboarder from Widnes; MITCH!
If you know him, you'll understand!
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