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The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation
Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead
A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.
2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.
jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.
Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
A good old porn website for kids
"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"
The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.
Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.
A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.
She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.