Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

GET YOUR HAT TURNED OUT

the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.

also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.

hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.

go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.

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turning the 6-4-3

Turning the 6-4-3 is a "Double Play" in baseball, but used in American slang as the term for a Threesome.

Tee: Dude, him and his wife wouldn't quit hitting on me all night!
Huck: That's cause he was goin for turning the 6-4-3!

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my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

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Turn this Big Motherfucker left, Troy!

1.

Classic line by Samuel L. Jackson (that guy ALWAYS has the best lines) on the Internet Phenomenon film 'Snakes On A Plane' as Samuel's character and Kenan, from 'Kenan and Kel' try to hoist the plane left for an emergency landing after the co-pilot was killed by snakebite, whilst plummetting down to certain death.

2. Said in emergency life threatening situations where you are dependant on someone less able than you to save you from doom.

3. When you are in a car that is going to crash into another because you are moving too fast, this is the line you say just before you meet your death.

*Two friends in a car speeding..suddenly approaching a lorry that can't see them*
John : Shit , we're gonna die slow down, he's coming right at you Trebecc!
Trebbecc : Argh! The steering wheel came off! Shit shouldn't have joyrided with my mom's ran down car!
*The approaching lorry nears close, inch close to crashing*
John : ARGHHHH!! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT , TROY!

*they die*

Example 2 :
*Guy has to lift something heavy and take it upstairs*
*Grunts to himself* : TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT, TROY!

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Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

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He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.

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