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The poor man that died on September 11th, 2001. He didn't die of what you think he died of, he died of a Viagra overdose.
Uncle Jerry always raped me, but he was the best uncle I've ever seen.
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What the children called Josef Mengele, one of the camp doctors at Auschwitz famous for performing medical experiments on children - particularly on twins. He would provide the children with sweets, toys and new clothes but this was entirely cynical as he simply wanted them to co-operate in his experiments.
The Good Uncle gave me some sweeties today, then he said we were going to play a game called "up the chimney" - what fun!
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an uncle louie sized loser who has a big ass and a skinny weiner.
god your zuch a uncle looser! just leave!
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A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.
Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."
Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"
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A black person who doesn't want to be victimized by rich wh*te liberals.
Oy vey goya, why don't you support this new bill confirming you to historically be bitchboys? You an uncle Tom!!!!
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Term used for the need to make a bowel movement. Originated as a derivation of Aunt Flo.
"I hope we make it home soon! After those double bacon cheeseburgers and a pot of black coffee, Uncle Bo's paying me a visit!"
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A redneck that smokes That cigars
Uncle Eccles give my that cig
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