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dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021


Creativity vampire

Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas

Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire

by Mr.braindead February 10, 2023


Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp

"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"

by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017


Vampire nails

When a girl named Ella gets her nails done but leaves two short so she can masturbate with her big dick until she cums all over the world. Also they like it up the bum, golden showers and feet. Also she is very pretty.

Ella is an Ella wow vampire nails

by Ella’s #1fan December 8, 2024


Pussy vampire

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive

Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire

by Agge9814 August 9, 2019


Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 10, 2023


The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009