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New wave is a new era of tranquility,peace of mind, maturity and peaceful process. Must be a Space X/Amazon worker.
Lets to to Lassen Volcanic park?
Why exacly?
"New Wave"
New wave is a litterl statement as to a wave being new to society and tranquility. You have to be a Space X employee to be on the New Wave like Pri.
Lets go to Lassen Volcano?
Why?
"New Wave"
A great music genre. Most common genre of Rock music between 1978-1985
“Now on MTV, some more new wave content with Kajagoogoo, and ‘Too Shy’”
The manner in which an innocent bystander intercepts a "wave" or a greeting intended for someone immediately adjacent to them by accident and creates an awkward situation.
"Did you see that poor kid in front of Troy get the old collateral wave from Brian in the dining hall?"
Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.
When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."