Bieber Sized Condom

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JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

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justin bieber fans

the worst fan base currently known to man-kind. loved by girls aged 14 and under. any lovers above this age group should be prosecuted. may also have the odd "homosexual" in with his fans.

guy 1: "check out those losers over there"

girl 1: "they must be justin bieber fans"

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Justin Bieber Fan

Usually overweight teenage girls who have never had a boyfriend, or any male attention for that matter, who finger themselves at night while listening to "Lonely Girl" imagining what it would be like to rub vaginas with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fans=Pre Pubescent Grenades and Gay Little Boys.

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Justin Bieber

A boy.

A boy who is famous.
A boy whom whether or not you like it is more famous than you will ever be.
And finally,
A boy.

Correction "Dude". Justin Bieber is an icon and a performer. Get over youself, Asswipe.

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Justin Bieber

A teenage boy with an average-pitched voice who is going through puberty. He has at least a little bit of singing talent but really is just another celebrity for teenage girls to obsess over and throw away their money to. People dislike him just for the sake of hating on a celebrity - these people need to get a life.

Obsessed fan: OMG DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT CONCERT LAST NIGHT LOLOLOLOL

Hater: Justin Bieber sounds like a chipmunk. He's actually a girl lol!

Neutral: Seriously, guys?

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Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011

M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO

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justin bieber

an amazing singer, really extremely hot!

i wanna marry him and have bieber babies ,
sorry girls he's taken <3

BACK OFF GURLS JUSTIN BIEBER, HES MINE

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