midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

Cheese Plane

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.

A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?

Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

Made of cheese

Engineering expression used to describe the hardness and durability of tools and parts.

These cheap allen keys are made of cheese. They rounded-off the first time I used them.

camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.

Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.

Chase the Cheese

When someone is so focused on making money and securing the bag.

See also: bread chasing

@MyFavsTrash: "Good morning hustlers, let's chase the cheese. no days off."