It's a bit black over Bill's mother's

A phrase used when you can see dark clouds in the distance, esp. in summer.

Used in North West England, and possibly other places as well.

"Nice clear sky, isn't it?"

"It's a bit black over Bill's mother's though."

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shaking your wobbly bits

Term explaining a male dancer shaking what his mother gave him. Refer to Dancing with the Stars and comments made by Len Goodman in regard to the performance by Edyta and her partner.

If you don't want to make a fool of yourself you should stop shaking your wobbly bits all over the dance floor.

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Furry bit your dick

Idiom - \ˈfər-ē\ \'bit\ \ˈyȯr\ \'dik\

When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.

---EXAMPLE OF FURRY BIT YOUR DICK---

"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"

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wiggle it just a little bit

Idiocy in its purest and most concentrated form; a trio of scumbags effacing the natural beauty of the Earth and trying to look cool while doing it.

Retarded inbreds aiming to leave a mark of their existence while the only thing they have accomplished is profound ignorance and wasting the Earth's resources in the process.

To call these "men" monkeys would be both a compliment and an indecency to all primates.

The infamous youtube video brief taking place in the exotic Goblin Valley.
"Wiggle it...... Just a lil bit" "BAH"!

Anyone who decides to wiggle it just a little bit requires sincere counseling.

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Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it

Used when offering hawaiin shave ice (better know as a snowcone) to a dog. A very rare term but when used guarunteed to make someone laugh.

(said in a baby voice pronounced like elmer fudd) want a spoon with a little bit of flavour on it ?

(spoon wif a widdow bit uh fwavor on it)

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Ouch I bit my lip! :(

Something you say when you bite your lip.

Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.

And that shit hurts. A LOT.

Me: Ouch I bit my lip! :(

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two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

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