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Sophie Sheeran is the name of Ed Sheerans wife
Did u hear Ed got married to Sophie Sheeran she’s Ed Sheerans wife
A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.
See also HiPPO and JFDI
Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.
Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.
When your wife words are wise and guides you in the right direction.
Listen and achieve. Easy task right ?
When success doesn’t knock your door, rely on Wise Wife Words. She is the key to success.
some bitch that eats an NBA player's ass
Aye you seen that video about dwayne wade's wife? She went so deep in his ass
'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.
"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.
When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.