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On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.
Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*
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a state of super excitement about an event or activity. An advance on the phrase keen bean as the thought of bees on toast makes it more extreme and dangerous.
Example 1:
Boy: Want to go out drinking?
Girl: I am keen as bees on toast to have a night out drinking.
Example 2:
"Michelle is keen as bees on toast for some gherkins"
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When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.
Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!
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The team that is going to win May Madness.
The French Toast Mafia made it to the Final Four in May Madness.
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Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)
Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
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Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.