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When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals
I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down
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When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.
This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.
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A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.
"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"
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One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.
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A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.
Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.
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A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.
"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"
"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"
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A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".
"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"
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