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a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.
That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!
Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?
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When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"
Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!
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Mass migration of "Bots"(accounts using a computer program to do the work for them) at the fishing guild in Runescape when the shark spot changes. It results in 10 or more morons running in a line forming the always hilarious "Bot Train"
anon 1:Dude the fishing spot changed again
anon 2:Wait for it. . . BOT TRAIN LOL!!!
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The act of corraling bunk beds with sheets draped over the beds around a person, then having a group of men proceeding to fucking the living shit out of the victim, until there's nothing left.
That poor white kid got wagon trained by those black guys in the county jail. He literally got his brains fucked out
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the gnarliest, horrible, faces of death, hurricane Katrina bad hangover ever, usually resulting from to much charcoal filtered booze leaving you bedridden for days and more times than not ensuing in busted eye vessels caused from to much “day time” puking. There have even been some extreme
cases where some a-train bad hangovers have resulted in death...
Duke: Hey you buffalos seen Anthony
Dudes: Oh gooood no, he is in his room in a pool of his own vomit on his death bed doing A-train Bad
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An ensemble of a male majority who perform various sexual acts simultaneously on a few consenting females of age. A Train Wreck's strength of cast may consist of four to a baker’s dozen. This starts off with the planning stage, which can also be referred to as ACT I: The Creation, where storyboards of various sexual acts and roles each character will perform, during and after wreckage, will be created. A detailed time line which maps out when these tasks will occur is highly recommended to avoid chaos, confusion, and accidental penetration. This will include, but not limited to, the delegation of sexual acts and duties such as the Dump Truck, Cleveland Steamroll, Houdini, Spinning Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket, Tub Shot, Donkey Punch, Cincinnati Bowtie, Abe Lincoln, Angry Pirate, and Delhi Dot. Props, such as a horse for a Kentucky Derby, may be permitted.
ACT II: The Deed is the execution of the assigned tasks with artistic choreography and precise technique. The male members rally together and place themselves in strategic positions inside the designated Wrecking Zone to effectively perform on the weaker and outnumbered females. A Splash Zone for spectators is recommended. Balance, flow, and creativity with other cast members are crucial in achieving a successful Wreck. Although encounters of unusual male bonding may seem uncomfortable at the time, embracing each cast member as a piece of your body is fundamental in achieving the perfect Wreck. If necessary for improvisation, fluids can be mixed and saturated for the full effect. Various materials such as splooge, shemen, ass mucus, lung butter, muscle milk and pine cones, that present themselves to the Wreck, should be allocated to all receiving females fairly and confidently. If any consenting female asks to stop, she will be reminded she has entered a legally binding verbal contract which cannot be broken. ACT II is complete when all sexual tasks have been accomplished and a rite of passage has been realized.
ACT III: The After-Math is recovering and cleansing the Wrecking Zone, Splash Zone and cast for a future Train Wreck. The women will be handed aprons, mops, and various pesticides to disinfect the Wrecking Zone. When the police arrive, all evidence should be stored. Any excess fluids should be bottled and labeled for future wrecking purposes.
"Hey Jessica, you down for a Train Wreck tonight? My friends and I want to Dump Truck on your chest."
Jennifer: "Hey Natasia!"
Natasia: "Hey Jennifer, whats up?"
Jennifer: "Did you hear about the Train Wreck happening at Jason's tonight?"
Natasia: "No! But I remember the last one with Keith and 10 of his friends punishing Vicky and I with baseball bats. Look I still have my Delhi Dot!"
Jennifer: "Me too! Yeah, I heard there going to bring a pepper spray this time and blind us before we get steamrolled. You want to go?"
Natasia: "Definitely, maybe I'll bring my horse!"
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Synonym for douche bag. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
Damn, John you're such a d-train.
Andy was being such a d-train that night
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