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The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.
Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.
Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.
When someone is sitting in front large screen watching a YouTube video while simultaneously surfing YouTube on a laptop, phone, or tablet. This is Double-Tubing. It's great when deep-diving into a particular subject.
I always enjoy double-tubing when I need extra stimulation, or when I'm obsessed with a particular subject.
The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.
Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!
A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.
Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.
Yet another slang word for penis.
That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.
Any lewd and/or indecent sexual act with a female of ill-repute. Then proudly bragging about it.
Oh man, you know that nasty chick Lischa? I went skank-tubing with her last night! She even let me give her a bismarck!!