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Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.
Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!
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the first dump you take in front of your love.
After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
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a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
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the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
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Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)
Feces attached to the head of one's penis.
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A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.
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