When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.
“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”
What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion
When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.
Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.
Licking his ass while reaching around and jerking him off
It’d be great day for a peach twist!
When you lick a guys ass while giving a reach around hand job
My girl was naughty while giving me a peach twist.