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The tissue under a women’s breast’s
I had to wash her under cleaves for they stunk to high heaven.
A person that starts with B and ends with an N that likes to go underneath things.
Typically under anything, as he has a limbo pole in his room that he likes to go under.
Hey Jim, my friend called underdog likes going under things, he must have an under fetish.
When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!
a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked
At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "
Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"
Gary:"I love christmas"
Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.
Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"
Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"