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An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.
Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.
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A water “different” type of water!
Bro have you tried desi water?
Yeah it’s fire!
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The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.
Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
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Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.
Another word for a russian is a Water Brain
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When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.
Let’s play Water Roulette lads.
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Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water
Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"
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When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.
That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!
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