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Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.
Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
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Sophie Sheeran is the name of Ed Sheerans wife
Did u hear Ed got married to Sophie Sheeran she’s Ed Sheerans wife
A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.
See also HiPPO and JFDI
Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.
Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.
somebody who obsesses over brendon urie so they call themselves his wife.
person 1- Whats your name? Person 2: I’m brendon uries wife wbu? person 1- wtf
When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.
"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".
When your wife words are wise and guides you in the right direction.
Listen and achieve. Easy task right ?
When success doesn’t knock your door, rely on Wise Wife Words. She is the key to success.